Hi friends who studied english at university; am I telling the truth?
Wrong! Use a colon; the second part isn’t a full sentence. ↩
Wrong! Use a comma; conjunctions and incomplete sentences abound. ↩
Wrong! Use parentheses for parentheticals ↩
Wrong! Close parentheses or a full stop. ↩
Or footnote ↩
Right! (I’m as surprised as you are) ↩